OMG, I’m so stinkin’ thrilled you signed up for my newsletter!
One quick thing. I just sent you my welcome note. Can you open that email and just hit reply with a simple YES?
This is so I can rest easy, knowing you’ll definitely get my next one. And, let’s be real, so I don’t have to cry into my pillow at night, wondering if you’ve abandoned me for some other, funnier author. 😢
Hitting reply is like telling the email gods you trust me and want to receive my newsletters, so they don’t shove me off into your SPAM or promotions box, never to be seen again. It’s basically the digital equivalent of a pinky promise. 🤙
Also, don’t forget to click that link that takes you to the goodies page. That’s where I’ll put all the fun bonus scenes from my books, just for you. Because, let’s face it, who doesn’t love a good freebie? 😉
Once you’ve done those things, you’ll typically receive emails from me on Tuesdays with all the news and life updates about me and my books. Sometimes I share other fellow author’s books (gotta spread the love, right?). Sometimes I share a promo that’s happening (because who doesn’t love a good deal?). And sometimes, all you get is a cute pic of my doods and complaints about how I can’t even pee by myself. 🤷🏻♀️ #AuthorLifeisGlam
However, you will also receive some extra introductory emails over the next few weeks that come on other days. This is during what I like to call our dating phase, as we’re getting to know each other better. Think of it as our honeymoon period, minus the expensive dinner dates and awkward small talk.
Then you can decide whether you really REALLY like me, or if I’m not your cup of tea after all. Or coffee. (I’m not picky, as long as it’s caffeinated.)
No hard feelings either way! I’d much rather you stick around because you really want to, not because you feel obligated to read my rambling emails. (But, like, please do stick around. I’m needy.)
Seriously, I’m so thrilled you’re here, and I hope you love my books and my emails equally as much! And if you don’t, maybe just pretend you do. It’ll be our little secret. 😘
Oh and feel free to hit reply anytime and say hi! I promise I won’t bite (unless you’re into that sort of thing). 😏 Okay, that’s all for now. TBH, this note should really just be one giant OMAGERD you read my books emoji, but I do try to use my words.
Toodles!